Saturday 17 January 2009

Kids and the things they say...

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
> > (written by kids)
> >
> > You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
> > sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
> > the chips and dip coming.
> > -- Alan, age 10
> >
> > No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
> > marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later
> > who you're stuck with.
> > -- Kristen, age 10
> >
> > WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
> > Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
> > then.
> > -- Camille, age 10
> >
> > HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
> > You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
> > the same kids.
> > -- Derrick, age 8
> >
> > WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
> > Both don't want any more kids.
> > -- Lori, age 8
> >
> > WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
> > Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
> > each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
> >
> > -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
> >
> > On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
> > gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
> > -- Martin, age 10
> >
> > WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
> > I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
> > newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
> >
> > -- Craig, age 9
> >
> > WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
> > When they're rich.
> > -- Pam, age 7
> >
> > The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
> > that.
> > - - Curt, age 7
> >
> > The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
> > them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
> > -- Howard, age 8
> >
> > IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
> > It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
> > to clean up after them.
> > -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
> >
> > HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
> > There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
> > -- Kelvin, age 8
> >
> > And the #1 Favorite is........
> > HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
> > Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck
> > hit her.
> > -- Ricky, age 10

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